Why is your site called Toaster Tongs???

Read the back story in our very first comic ever.

Can I submit work to your site?

Why sure! Take a look at our style guide and send us some toast!

What is a squirble?

Squirbles are A+ rodents! They love seltzer and gummy bears! Read our first children’s book to learn more!

What is “Percy & Pip’s Treasure Chest?”

We are donating 1% of profits from our products to support America’s foster children. Learn more here!

What is a snort?

A snort is a very obnoxious person! The term is derived from the language of 8-year-old prodigies in upstate New York circa 1988.